Queen Wrings Peasants Neck

The Queen was photographed yesterday using both hands
to wring the neck of a local peasant in the grounds of
her estate. "I had to put him out of his misery." said
the Queen. "There was no hope for him achieving any
higher social standing."
Neighbouring landlords agreed; "It really was the
kindest thing to do under the circumstances and anyway
we're only talking about a single serf here."